Cerita Lucu Tukang Becak

Cerito (sak crit di toto)

Kasdi due gendak'an PK (pemandu karaoke) jenenge Inez,,lagi jalan jalan ng alon alon purwodadi ,,mari jalan jalan, ,inez ngajak kasdi mulih kos kosan,,ono becak lewat lagi nggolek penumpang.

Kasdi: " Cak.,,becak!!" mbengok i tukang becak

Tukang becak: " njeh pak...mbecak pak?? "

Kasdi: " piro pak becak,,, tekan mburi pasar??" kos kosane inez mburi pasar jarak e 4 kilo

Tukang becak: " 10 ewu pak"

Kasdi: " lah..larang temen pak!!! 3 ewu ya pak??" kasdi ndelok isi dompete karo gedak gedek sirahe

Tukang becak: "pak ..pak..adoh pak mburi pasar iku!!" wes 8 ewu gpp pak!!" mrengut karo besengut

Kasdi: " duitku mung 3 ewu pak..nak gak gelem tak mlaku wae aku pak "

Sidane tukang becak gelem ngeterke,,,Mlayune becak buanterrrr!!!!! Jalan menurun tanpa di rem blass!!! Tikungan tajam isih wae buanterrrrr!!!!

Kasdi: " alon alon pak!!!aluss pak!!! NYOWO iki pak!!!!!!" keweden tangan lorone cekelan,,karo lambene umak umik ndongo sak iso iso ne

Tukang becak : " 3 EWU KOK PENGEN PENAK!! ,,PENGEN SLAMET!!!!! "

Kasdi: " KAKEKK AANEE #&%$&#""